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and little do you know kara but cats… they land on their feet!!!  so the only way they could die would be to chew through one of the innumerable amounts of christmas lights or be trampled by a drunken mass of people at the party or even consume mass amounts of everclear kool-aid themselves.

so they’re fine… don’t worry.

“If cats fall a larger distance such as two or more floors, even though they can right themselves, their legs and feet can no longer absorb all of the shock. Their heads may hit the ground and they often bruise their chin and may fracture some teeth. Falls of four or more floors cause the cat to hit the ground at maximum velocity and thus acquire a multitude of injuries including a ruptured diaphragm, torn liver, and fractured bones.”

Poor kittens.  They’re pretty much dead.

Oh my god Cameron why would you look up such information?  Haha

ok i’m worried about it!

“kittens land on their feet because the world’s gravity equals the number of feet a kitten have, thus making it A OK”

-the thesaurus.